I’m currently accepting applications for the roles of Girlfriend, Senior Girlfriend, and Wife.
- Virtues, including but not limited to Courage, Creativity, and A Good Sense of Humor
- Three months’ experience as Girlfriend, or equivalent practical experience; qualifications of the same
- Strong written and verbal communication skills
- Six months’ experience as Girlfriend or Senior Girlfriend, or equivalent practical experience; qualifications of the same
- Proven leadership ability
- Clear moral vision and demonstrated ability to execute against it
- Experience with the Microsoft Office product family
- Willingness to relocate
Interested candidates should send:
- A brief cover letter
- Any supplemental materials you deem relevant
to firstname.lastname@example.org. Please don’t be discouraged if your application is not successful - staffing in one role will necessarily entail hiring freezes in the others.